December 2011
Bossypants by Tina Fey - page 173
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means “Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.” I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
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Bossypants by Tina Fey - page 101
“What were you thinking when we were holding hands diagonally?” I ask. Jeff says, “I was thinking, ‘It’s going to be so hard for her when she chooses not to get on that lifeboat and stay with me.’” I decide I can’t start this marriage with a lie. “Really?” I say. “‘Cause I was thinking that it was going to be so...
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Newton's Third Law of Motion
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. However, there are some acts so terrible and horrific that I don’t believe there could ever be an equally opposite reaction. Like what is the yin to a rape’s yang? Or the equal and opposite to killing children?
Apparently this poll is still happening →
sleepydumpling:
cognitivedissonance:
You know what to do, Tumblr. As of 11:50 PM EST:
Have at it Tumblr. Show Fox they can’t just sweep people under the carpet.
First of all, any poll with more options than “yes” and “no” are irrelevant. Second, this is probably accurate.
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Martyrdom
Sometimes I consider making an example of myself just to prove a point. You know, for the greater good. It happens especially around Christmas. Weird.
“Never mind the vicious nonsense of claiming that an embryo has a “right to...”
– Ayn Rand (via the-capitalist)
I used to be in love with Ayn Rand until I realized how black and white she really is. I was impressionable and felt comforted by her absolute and objective stance. This is probably one of the very few things that I can appreciate from her now, because she’s right.
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