Don’t mind my cuticles. #nails #mintyfresh #friday #spuuurklez

Don’t mind my cuticles. #nails #mintyfresh #friday #spuuurklez

How did this happen!? How am I second?!

How did this happen!? How am I second?!

My sexy new nightlight at #Lenny.

My sexy new nightlight at #Lenny.

My new favorite book. #therosieproject

My new favorite book. #therosieproject

$19.51. #haul #nailpolish #obsessed #coupons #sallybeauty

$19.51. #haul #nailpolish #obsessed #coupons #sallybeauty

I don’t know why I keep saying, “I’m not going to get my hopes up.” Who am I fooling? My hopes were already up, and now they’re shattered. I was wasting air even muttering those words.

I feel like my life this far (at least for the last 5-10 years) can be compared to a car with it’s check engine light one. It makes some noises, it rattles around, you can’t pinpoint what’s wrong, but it just keeps running until it gives up.

As a GWG (Girl With Girth), I can confidently testify the following:

pretty < cute < beautiful/gorgeous < hot < sexy.

First bite? Blueberry. YICK.

First bite? Blueberry. YICK.

What a great way to wake up! 💛 #almostfamous #iamagoldengod #feverdog #stillwater

What a great way to wake up! 💛 #almostfamous #iamagoldengod #feverdog #stillwater

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#kindlekwote

#kindlekwote

My life?

My life?